About Me

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: World Eater, Professional Comedian Heckler, Mexican Hat Dancer, Seismologist, and Ordained Minister in the Church of the SubGenius.

gets me hot: Fire.

makes me sad: Mostly everyone else.

makes me happy: Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, etc.

stats: 33-0 with 33 wins coming by way of knockout.

i lost my virginity: In a coke induced frenzy.