age: 31 (Jan 10, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: Screenwriter

sign: Sign, sign, everywhere's a sign.

makes me happy: Porn

gets me hot: A nice round Ass, cotton panties, camel toe

crush: My Surfer Girl

i lost my virginity: Lost it...I can't get rid of it.

makes me sad: Not having porn

body mods: A rub on tatoo that says THE ROCK. Hardcore, huh?

into: Girls who watch porn.

most humbling moment: Seeing Homeless people

fantasy: To have my choice of any suicide girl.