age: 30 (Aug 08, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2005

occupation: snooty art student

crush: has a fishbowl head

sign: Parking in rear

stats: BITCHIN!

heroes: Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter. I want to be as evil and dangerously unaware as they are!

i lost my virginity: oops! where'd it go? I think it ran away and got adopted by a redneck family. then they ate it.

gets me hot: hardcore chicks. strong girls who aren't abusive (rarer than most people would like to admit) girls who know computers, girls who can drive forklifts. musicians

makes me happy: medication no really..... the girl, stuff

body mods: ears and boobs wieny shortly

makes me sad: willful ignorance. people who lie. dishonesty gets you nowhere or the white house neither place is real cool.

fantasy: destroying the earth.... huh? that IS sexually speaking