into: I love the smell of spring, and also the smell of gunpowder.

makes me happy: female attention and booze

makes me sad: arrogance, narcissism, stupid people that assume

5 things i can't live without: Nair, Gold Bond Powder, Brute 33, Freedent, and Tough Actin' Tanactin!

vices: My eternal itch...

thoughts on sg: I dislike it

occupation: Chronic Underacheiver

current crush: Lovelys pierced lips

stats: I smell like Ben Gay and Skoal

body mods: Mostly Ink

gets me hot: the friction of dry humping

favorite position: the drunken camel

fantasy: To win the lotto and bet it all on one early morning Vegas roll.

sign: Closed!

most humbling moment: all of them

i lost my virginity: so I'm lookin' to take yours!

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: not telling

I WANT: Booty

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories