bands:

1. Hank III
2. Th' Legendary Shack*Shakers
3. Scott Biram
4. Black Keys
5. Against Me!
6. Modest Mouse
7. The Misfits
8. Flatt & Scruggs
9. David Allen Coe
10. Kinky Friedman

films:

1. No Country For Old Men
2. Cool Hand Luke
3. Dancing Outlaw
4. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
5. I ♥ Huckabees
6. The Jerk
7. Stranger Than Fiction
8. The Big Lebowski
9. Fight Club
10. The Truman Show

books:

1. Fight Club
2. Redneck Manifesto
3. The Whiskey Rebellion: Frontier Epilogue to the American Revolution
4. Desert Solitaire
5. On the Road
6. Forest Vegetation of Northeast Asia
7. Last Child In the Woods
8. Evolution of Plants
9. Tao Te Ching
10. Zen and the Brain

tv shows:

1. Squidbillies
2. Naked Happy Girls
3. Seinfeld
4. South Park
5. Leave It to Breaver
6. Man vs Wild
7. King of the Hill
8. The Simpsons
9. Looney Tunes
10. Nova

Artists:

1. Charles Addams
2. Bill Watterson
3. Chuck Jones
4. Matt Groening
5. Dr. Seuss
6. Gary Larson
7. George Herriman
8. Stephan Pastis
9. Brian Anderson
10. E. C. Segar

into: Botany, Appalachia, Canyons, Distilling, Road Trips, The Female Figure, Temporal Lobes (especially the left ones), Explosives, Offensive Jokes, American Highways, Subversion, Aποκατάσταση

not into: Pseudo-Rednecks, Proper English, Gated Communities, Right-Wingers, Left-Wingers, Moderates, Khakis, Larry The Cable Guy, Michael Moore

makes me happy: Sex, Dirt Roads, Rivers, Spooning

makes me sad: I don't get sad. I get mad...and then I get even.

hobbies: cartooning, brewing, moonshining, burning things

5 things i can't live without: sex, laughs, dirt, knives, gun powder

vices: avoiding whiskey taxes, ass grabbing

i spend most of my free time: going somewhere

occupation: Consulting Forester

stats: wasting away

body mods: Surgery scars...incision, skull fracture, cutting at my brain

heroes: Crocodile Dundee, Pippy Longstocking, Coyote, Marry Poppins, Beavis

gets me hot: awkward moments, short girls, laughing, wafflehouse

favorite position: Lotus

most humbling moment: Brain surgery.

i lost my virginity: and things were never the same again

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly, Bookworm