age: 28 (Jul 12, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: Consulting Forester

makes me sad: I don't get sad. I get mad...and then I get even.

heroes: Crocodile Dundee, Pippy Longstocking, Coyote, Marry Poppins, Beavis

most humbling moment: Brain surgery.

makes me happy: Sex, Dirt Roads, Rivers, Spooning

stats: wasting away

into: Botany, Appalachia, Canyons, Distilling, Road Trips, The Female Figure, Temporal Lobes (especially the left ones), Explosives, Offensive Jokes, American Highways, Subversion, Aποκατάσταση

body mods: Surgery scars...incision, skull fracture, cutting at my brain

gets me hot: awkward moments, short girls, laughing, wafflehouse

i lost my virginity: and things were never the same again