age: 38 (Nov 24, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2007

occupation: haberdashery and bedazzlement

gets me hot: the three radiators in my apartment

fantasy: To have a pond in my living room with Excalibur sheathed in a large stone nearby...

most humbling moment: Just wait, and I'll show you

makes me happy: A beer with at least 9% alcohol content

into: Strong drinks, sharp wit, tough politics, and well armed puppets

i lost my virginity: ...but I haven't checked between the couch cushions yet.

sign: Sagittarius

crush: I have a few.

body mods: I'm thinking about getting a set of metal legs.

makes me sad: Running out of toilet paper at 3am