age: 34 (Nov 24, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2007

occupation: Purveyor of Pizza

gets me hot: Girls with glasses, short hair, and tattoos...SuicideGirls! Yippee!!!

most humbling moment: Just wait, and I'll show you

crush: I have a few.

i lost my virginity: To "Heaven or Las Vegas"

makes me sad: Republicans

body mods: I'm thinking about getting a set of metal legs.

makes me happy: A beer with at least 9% alcohol content

sign: Sagittarius

heroes: The old Muppets in the balcony, because sometimes it's best to just sit back and watch the stupidity ensue.

into: Politics, Belgian beer, bourbon, tabletop strategy games