age: 38 (Nov 24, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2007

occupation: haberdashery and bedazzlement

body mods: I'm thinking about getting a set of metal legs.

stats: M4 WS5 BS5 S4 T4 W3 I5 A3 LD9

fantasy: To have a pond in my living room with Excalibur sheathed in a large stone nearby...

makes me sad: Running out of toilet paper at 3am

sign: Sagittarius

into: Strong drinks, sharp wit, tough politics, and well armed puppets

heroes: The old Muppets in the balcony, because sometimes it's best to just sit back and watch the stupidity ensue.

gets me hot: the three radiators in my apartment

makes me happy: A beer with at least 9% alcohol content

most humbling moment: Just wait, and I'll show you