"This girl is the bee's knees. Just a billion tons of awesomness and cooliticity."

"i love myslef"

"If I had to make a robot army, my prototype would be based on theta. "

"I would let theta lick peanut butter and jelly off my unstoppably hot ass. "

"if I could I would write theta a new testimonial everyday. well actually I could do that but it doesn't seem like rational behavior. since I last left theta a testimonial I have gotten to know her much better and if it's possible I love her even more. I would like to keep her all to myself but I'm not selfish. I'll share. also one day I would like to make her rich by buying all of her wonderful art! "

"Hey! I just looked at some of your pics and other stuff of yours... You seem to really like Canada (are you planning, just like Ani to retire here?) I'm from Montréal, I speak french and I wanted to say that there are plenty of words (not only gas & gaz) not spelled the same way... We pronounce it "gâzz"...

Glad to know that you love poutine; usually tourists (especially the ones from France) find it disgusting...!!

Bonne journée!!"

"goddamn i'm awesome."

"theta does the stick pics. That should be enough in anyone's book.
Faberoonie!
(Am I still allowed to say that?)"

"Theta is smarter than you. She is funnier. She is some sort of stick-figure robot or something. She is infinitely excellent. This testimonial, however, is quite boring.

Theta makes me happy."

"she made my profile picture, i :♥: her. her sense of humor is great and her musical taste is superb! mhuahahaha!!"

"Half as talented as me, but twice as cool.

She is stalking me, and I think she sent me dead animals in the post.

Apart from that she's kick-ass."

"She soo kool taught me everthing I know ...Plus she got Kung Fu Grip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

"Tubular
Hottt!!!111
Exotic
Tamale (hot)
Awesome!!!111

I've known Theta for a short few days but already I'm crushing on her like no other. It's hard not to fall in love with someone like Theta. She has a sick sense of humor, an adorably bubbly personality, one that doesn't come off as being annoying, a brain that holds at least half the brain power of that of Einstein and she's crazy sexy talented. She was nice enough to make art for me. I love her..forever!!! Take that Ashley! I'm coming to steal your girl! *wink* ANHS! U105! *kiss kiss* bibi"

"Dude, alright, hear me out. OK!? Okay... Theta.. sheee's.... she's like this epiphany, right? Like... thisss... epiphany.. in your CROTCH!!! *snort* HAHAHAHAHA!! Okay... that's it... I swear.

/stoned"