occupation: Writer

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Vegan

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Hillbilly, Hippy, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories