into: All sorts of music, spinnin' rekkids, playin' cards, shootin' the shit, rockin' out!

makes me happy: Nice times spent with loved ones in leisure and/or pleasure. Opulent or cheesy meals. Seeing my friends and family accomplish their goals. (Mom is kickin' ass in college! Go her!)

makes me sad: Severely irrational behavior. Fanboys who haven't done their research. When Lauren is sad.

hobbies: L5R. If you have to ask, you don't wanna know.

5 things i can't live without: comfortable shorts, slip-on shoes, somewhere to lie down, people, kitties

vices: Food of all types. Everything else I do doesn't feel "bad" to me. Stopped smoking cigarettes over five years ago.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Submarine Pilot for the Italian Navy

current crush: Me Lauren, SINOPE (omg)

stats: 6'3"

body mods: None, but I love looking at other peoples'... ;)

gets me hot: Nice, big, round, bubbly asses on super cute girls, having my ears nibbled on, overalls, stockings, foot rubs (both giving and receiving)

favorite position: Doggy style, please.

fantasy: Killing an entire week in the most indulgent of hotels, never once laying eyes on anybody aside from the beautiful big-bootied woman sharing the room/week/super-king bed/jacuzzi/shower/balcony with me. Oh, and champagne and strawberries with whipped cream. And lots and lots of room service and pay-per-view porn. ;)

sign: Virrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgo

most humbling moment: Hmm. I'll have to get back to you on that one...

i lost my virginity: ...at a huge multi-denominational Christian festival called "Creation." I shit you not. I was also wearing a khufi at the time. Crazy summer.

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Hillbilly, Punk, Hipster, Rockabilly, Electroclasher, Geek, Gamer