age: 37 (Sep 10, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Suspect to your favorite crime

i lost my virginity: To a steel pole in a 20 car pileup..

crush: Ward Weaver

gets me hot: Oxycontin

sign: Bla.

most humbling moment: When I broke my leg in two places trying to ski accross a slippery slide covered in baby oil.

makes me happy: Seeing two-faced parasites get what they deserve, making money, drawing. men who know how to fuck, free drugs

makes me sad: My CD player skipping, waking up to dead fishies in the tank, the fact that abortion is not manditory for stupid people.

into: People who are not sense of humor impaired. Gore. Trash. Drugs. Art. Good freinds. Good Whiskey. Cute little animals. Brutal Honesty.

body mods: None.

fantasy: All the babies on earth suddenly turn into rocks.