About Me

Your village just called... the idiot is missing

age: 98 (Jan 01, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2006

occupation: I eat babies

fantasy: To shove on off this rock and seek a nicer life with aliens that will cram probes in my anus.

i lost my virginity: I still have it actually. I keep it in a jar tucked neatly under my nightstand.

into: Any demented form of monkies, Nailguns, observance of the human race (we're making a comic strip)

most humbling moment: I don't do humble

heroes: Rayne Summers