age: 25 (Feb 14, 1987)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2011
occupation: Ecdysist
body mods: Three tattoos (more to come), septum piercing, and gauged ears (00).
most humbling moment: When I saw karma at its finest and most cruel.
gets me hot: Talk nerdy to me, baby.
makes me happy: Knowing that I'm not the only fucked up individual out there.
crush: Ville Vallo and the guy that got me into my house when I lost my house key when I was 17.
heroes: Walt Disney, Jim Henson, Stan Lee, George A. Romero, and Stevie Nicks.
into: I'm a nerd.
stats: 38-29-40
fantasy: Cosplay.
i lost my virginity: In the back of the boyfriend's mom's Jeep when I was 17. How romantic. (Note: sarcasm.)
Rule 1 of Stripetiquette: Don't be a whore.
Rule 2 of Stripetiquette: DON'T BE A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it seriously that fucking hard to not fuck a dude while on the job? I guess that I'm one of those rare, hard-to-come-by strippers that has that thing called... What was it again? OH YEAH!!! Self respect. I really fucking hate the bitches that live up to the stereotype that states that all strippers are whores that will do anything for a price. I guess that's why some of those girls are there, though.
I don't know. It just saddens me to see people stoop to that.
Rant over. Hartfelt out.
Rule 2 of Stripetiquette: DON'T BE A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it seriously that fucking hard to not fuck a dude while on the job? I guess that I'm one of those rare, hard-to-come-by strippers that has that thing called... What was it again? OH YEAH!!! Self respect. I really fucking hate the bitches that live up to the stereotype that states that all strippers are whores that will do anything for a price. I guess that's why some of those girls are there, though.
I don't know. It just saddens me to see people stoop to that.
Rant over. Hartfelt out.





























Linna