age: 40 (Jun 19, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: shit worker

makes me happy: Being lost in the supermarket.

crush: Hey you, new wave, come over here

body mods: are all the rage in west campus...

into: Poverty, the bottom of the glass

gets me hot: Cute feet. Good legs. Cute feet and good legs in nylons and garters...

makes me sad: Working for the clampdown.

i lost my virginity: on the top bunk

most humbling moment: Cleaning the shit right off my shoes