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Mark firmly believes that Fraggles really exist and will, one day, rise up and take over the world. To defend against this, Mark has begun recruiting giants and poisoning radish crops. If his plans succeed, he will be the savior of the human race... until the Smurfs rise up, as predicted in the King James Bible...

age: 29 (Dec 05, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Film Threat Editor-in-Chief

makes me happy: watching movies, listening to music, writing reviews/features

i lost my virginity: while thinking to myself that i had been completely wrong about what it was going to feel like

makes me sad: genocide, care bear concentration camps

sign: sagi-AWESOME

body mods: i have two bionic legs and a slurpee machine set into my chest...

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JULY 30, 2007 @ 05:06 PM | NO COMMENTS

There's no way of knowing when I would've re-activated my account here had Chris Gore not stepped forward and said, "hey, asshole, here's a gift subscription to Suicide Girls, so stop crying." So, here I am... and I'm not crying anymore.

I'm resolving to be more active in the blogs section here, most likely going to syndicate a bit with my MySpace blog too. Or maybe this one will be unique. Maybe I don't know.

What I do know is that, currently, the Phillies are beating the Cubs 3-0 in the 3rd inning. Typical Phillies, they're making a charge at the division and the wild card, so my big hope is that, unlike the last two years, they don't miss the playoffs by a game. It'd be nice to make the playoffs this year, where anything can happen. I've been a good guy, don't I deserve some Philly success. No? Screw you, reality!
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