age: 41 (Nov 24, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: purveyor of knowledge

fantasy: chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!

sign: sag

gets me hot: body mods on hot chicks (duh), boy style undies, girls in boy beaters, and my mans hands (mmm)!

most humbling moment: One time at band camp...

stats: me likes what I sees!

crush: Don't have one at the moment..unless Reese's Pieces count? I re-discovered them recently. Boy are they yummy and you get the nice fuzzy "phone home" feeling cuz' of E.T.

i lost my virginity: but then I found it, it was behind the sofa the whole time. Isn't it always in the last place you look..? ;-)

body mods: 4 tats (tribal sun, celtic cross, chinese symbol for pain, the letter A in ecclesiastic font) and 3 piercings now(nipples and hood). Retired: tongue, septum, and bi-lateral labrets) The cost of working for the man..wanted the promotion so I had to remove them facial hardware. They will be missed! Did get nipples re-pierced though..yay!!

makes me happy: days off from work with the 5 things I can't live without, making my man happy, holding hands, lazy afternoons, Ben Stiller, people who get me, making faces at little kids who stare at my piercings, chicken, Emily Strange, my diary, Joe

makes me sad: (and makes me mad) not having the 5 items I can't live without, rude people, stupid drivers, judgemental people, when they get my order wrong in a drive thru and I don't know it till I get home, being woken up