MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: writer... inventory analyst

i lost my virginity: when I was drunk...

makes me happy: finishing things. (though when I glanced at this I thought it said "flushing things.")

sign: scorpio

most humbling moment: when a desk collapsed on me

gets me hot: sassy girls and for some reason the word "diaphanous"

makes me sad: people who don't 'get' crude humor, or uncrude... people who don't have a sense of humor... humorless fucks in general whose humor handling abilities are nil... people who overuse the word 'humor'./ pubic hair/ dodgers

body mods: side burns.

into: Words, Writing, reading, books, drinking, rocking, fucking, mowing the lawn, roadtripping, girls with drinking problesm, coffee, cheeseburgers, school, NV, etc etc

fantasy: Phantasy Star was a great game for the Segs MS