age: 44 (Apr 24, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2011

occupation: Cartoonist and "fine artist."

fantasy: Is probably really boring to most of you!

gets me hot: Pretty eyes, cute smile, and boobs of any size.

heroes: RON FUCKING SWANSON!

crush: The girl with the glasses at the Circle K! HA HA!

sign: Snoopy the Beagle

into: Punk, noise and noise rock, stoner rock, hardcore punk, black metal, grind, avant garde crap, loud+annoying=what I like. Comedy, cartoons, TV, live music, record store shopping, drinking beer (both good and bad), drinking coffee (mostly bad coffee!). I like comics and art, but I don't like talking about them!

makes me happy: Coffee, beer, smokes, the view from the back yard in the summer, dogs, cats, doing something away from the house, laughing at/with stuff, staying in a hotel room.

stats: Number of Redbulls a week: 6 Number of blocks walked in single outing: 35 Hearing: mostly bad. Number of times listened to Pig Destroyer's cover of "Fuck You Up And Get High" in a row: 8

most humbling moment: Punched in the face by Danish royality.

i lost my virginity: In my bed, wearing my socks.