age: 45 (Apr 24, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2011

occupation: Cartoonist and "fine artist."

body mods: Wears glasses. Two small, very awful tattoos I got at a biker tattoo shop in the 80's!

makes me sad: marrage, work, money, that kind of shit.

crush: The girl with the glasses at the Circle K! HA HA!

gets me hot: Pretty eyes, cute smile, and boobs of any size.

sign: Snoopy the Beagle

fantasy: Is probably really boring to most of you!

stats: Number of Redbulls a week: 6 Number of blocks walked in single outing: 35 Hearing: mostly bad. Number of times listened to Pig Destroyer's cover of "Fuck You Up And Get High" in a row: 8

i lost my virginity: In my bed, wearing my socks.

heroes: RON FUCKING SWANSON!

makes me happy: Coffee, beer, smokes, the view from the back yard in the summer, dogs, cats, doing something away from the house, laughing at/with stuff, staying in a hotel room.