age: 28 (Jun 10, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2004

occupation: Park Ranger

gets me hot: Girls with tats and wierd colored hair

body mods: 2 tattoos

most humbling moment: Flipping over handlebars of my bike on video

i lost my virginity: To my right hand

makes me happy: My mildly retarded Border Collie, Diablo

heroes: Aquaman

sign: Gang

stats: 4'3", 485 lbs

makes me sad: Being bored :(

crush: Somebody who's too far away