About Me
Born of a badger and a blob of brown fluid, Grimm was adopted by a friendly family of Jesuit missionaries in the Maine area. They quickly left him in the woods for dead, and since then he's made it in life as a professional cock cropper (ripping the nuts out of roosters) and yiff porn fluffer...
age: 26 (Jun 21, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2006
occupation: Butcher and classics student.
sign: Tumor.
heroes: William Shatner.
most humbling moment: Getting my ass kicked by a handi-capable Scot in Glasgow...don't ask...
stats: 5'11" 145 lbs...ish...
fantasy: To kick Dubya in the mouth.
BLOGS
So the new Lamb Of God album is fucking amazing. So the new Blind Guardian album is fucking amazing. So the new Mastodon album is fucking amazing. You know what's not amazing? The fact that the new Slayer album sucks cock. It really pisses me off when a band begins to suck when they shouldn't...
OCTOBER 2010
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