About Me
Born of a badger and a blob of brown fluid, Grimm was adopted by a friendly family of Jesuit missionaries in the Maine area. They quickly left him in the woods for dead, and since then he's made it in life as a professional cock cropper (ripping the nuts out of roosters) and yiff porn fluffer...
age: 23 (Jun 21, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2006
occupation: Butcher and classics student.
gets me hot: Piercings, tats, rough sex, gentle sex, intelligence...
heroes: William Shatner.
i lost my virginity: In my back yard on a slip'n'slide.
most humbling moment: Getting my ass kicked by a handi-capable Scot in Glasgow...don't ask...
fantasy: To kick Dubya in the mouth.
So the new Lamb Of God album is fucking amazing. So the new Blind Guardian album is fucking amazing. So the new Mastodon album is fucking amazing. You know what's not amazing? The fact that the new Slayer album sucks cock. It really pisses me off when a band begins to suck when they shouldn't...
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- BOARDS NEWS: Olbermann Speaks... Olbermann is a personal hero of mine. Smart, handsome,... 9/1/06
- GROUP Bands to check out Goatsnake. Sludgy, dronish guitars and amazing vocals. 8/27/06
- BOARDS NEWS: Hey! A New Cradle... I hate that Cradle have been getting bitched out for... 8/25/06
- BOARDS NEWS: Time to Unleash... And so begins the end of the US as we no it. No more... 8/23/06
- GROUP Best Brutal Vocals Bloodbath with Peter Tägtgren or Bloodbath with Mike... 8/21/06
- ALBUM Noble Knight The beer knight. 8/19/06
- BOARDS NEWS: TSA: One Step Behind... I'm tired of this motherfucking liquid on this motherfucking... 8/17/06














