into: Not Being Into Anything

makes me happy: Tattooed ladies, Musak, Booze, Schmegma

makes me sad: Born-Again Ex-girlfriends that waste multiple years of my life.

5 things i can't live without: Beer - Music - Coffee - Friends - My Liver

vices: PC video games and Whiskey

thoughts on sg: I like it

 

occupation: Self Exploring Adventurer/Videographer/Music WHORE/

current crush: Fuck crushes. They only serve to waste time.

stats: Alive, sort of Breathing

body mods: Physique by Bushmills' Single Malt

gets me hot: Habanero chiles on pizza.

favorite position: SEX? That's the name of the new IKEA kitchen set, right?

fantasy: To smoke crack freely while walking down the street wearing nothing but a hollowed out rubber ducky on my johnson. Oh, and world peace. Sure, that would be cool too, I guess....

sign: Drunk and Disorderly WELCOME

most humbling moment: Humble? Hell, I can't Even say the word without laughing!

i lost my virginity: ...to an 80 year old hooker named Gertrude. And it was worth the 2 bucks!

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Fuck you, I defy categories