Member: Grazzhopper

Grazzhopper likes Hanzel und Gretyl.

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Member: Grazzhopper
Member: Grazzhopper
Member: Grazzhopper
 

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bands:

  1. Skinny Puppy
  2. Das Ich
  3. Hanzel und Gretyl
  4. Destroy Destroy Destroy
  5. Behemoth
  6. Wumpscut
  7. Covenant
  8. Gwar
  9. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
  10. Sisiters of Mercy

films:

  1. All Tim Burton
  2. Dawn o t Dead
  3. Evil Dead
  4. Run Ronnie Run
  5. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  6. 28 Days Later
  7. Children of Men
  8. The Heart is a Deceitful Thing
  9. Weird Science
  10. Revenge o t Nerds

books:

  1. umm I can't read
  2. don't ask me why!
  3. or how I can use,
  4. my computer!
  5. okay,
  6. Mom helps me

tv shows:

  1. Mythbusters
  2. Attack of the show
  3. Little Britiain USA
  4. UFC
  5. First 48
  6. Dirty Jobs

Video Games:

  1. Red Dead Redemption
  2. Oblivion
  3. MARIO ANYTHING!
  4. Boom Blocks
  5. Rockband
  6. GTA 4
  7. Raving Rabbids
  8. nerds can be cool right?
 

into: Movies, especially horror and cheesy 80's cinema at its finest. Music, lots of metal, industrail, EBM, retro/new wave, Rock-a-billy... just about anything really I'm a nerdy boy and like my video games Tattoos, tattooing, tattooing cute girls ;) Boobs of all wonderful shapes n sizes Kink, but I'm not givin all my secrets away

not into: Crack, whores, crackwhores. Trying to be a trendy fuck or cool kid/club scenester. Ignorance, Intollerace, Incontinence, Idiocy. Wasting my life on one night stands, saving myself for something that will never happen! Being sad :P

makes me happy: Laughs, flirts, good company and great converstaions. Gettin curled up on the couch with a good movie n maybe a lil company if theres any out there :P

makes me sad: Fake people. Friends who onlt show when it serves themselves. People who swear infront of their teenie tiny children. Not having a super special someone to give my last mcdonalds fry to!

hobbies: Touching myself with mayonaise. Golf. Paintball Nerd-tacular gaming skills yo! Artsy fartsy goodnes. Boob Inspector.

5 things i can't live without: My kittie 'mo.. coolest cat ever! My livinroom, its my escape from the world. Art, the world would be such a dull place without it. My mad microwave skills, they keep me alive! JUNK FOOD

vices: Not smoking anymore hahaha... so bein a quiter is my new vice lol Weed, once in a while now... stoner days are long gone. Wine, somehow it got alot better!

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Sittin in front of the computer or tv. Trying to get outside in the nice warm weather... Work takes up most of my time so when I get some I just use it the best I can to defuse myself n relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax

 

occupation: Tattoo artist/Ninja Monkey/Part-time Bacon Zombie

current crush: My right hand... sad but true

stats: 5'9", Average, not horrible looking... I hope

body mods: ears stretched to 00, nipple, lots of ink all over the place

heroes: Who ever invented masturbation.

gets me hot: Tiny ladies with big tattoos, puppy-dog eyes, adorable smiles, cuddling on the couch

favorite position: Barebacking your mom in a public washroom!

fantasy: Thats for me to know n you to find out... I got lots of them ha

sign: pisces

most humbling moment: Asking my family for help when I really needed it.

i lost my virginity: On the livingroom floor watchin X-Files... shhhhh

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Tattooed, Goth, Retro, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Geek, Fetish, Gamer