age: 30 (Dec 28, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Cycler, Salesmanguy, aspiring entrepeneur, jokester

sign: Slow Children at Play

stats: 90%

into: Comedy: Improv, Sketch, Stand-up theatre, film, writing, parties and bars

gets me hot: Biking, tats, humor, intelligence, assertiveness, penchant for NES

heroes: George Carlin, my family.

makes me sad: Wasted talent, the state of the country, the acceptance of giving up.

crush: Bob

body mods: 5 stitch scar above my left eyebrow, another 45 worth across my forehead, nose, and lip.

i lost my virginity: to my ex girlfriend at 17 years old. As predicted...In a Mercury Tracer, in the driveway of a house that was deserted...where a former babysitter used to live.

fantasy: To own my own business and have all the free time I want to do comedy, travel, and write. To have a pedicab driving girlfriend who is tattooed and hilarious.