makes me happy: Sarcasm with a smile, dark beverages of the alcoholic variety. waking up naked next you kissing the curve of your clavicle.

makes me sad: Electrical tape over nipples. Knock it off already.

hobbies: See vices.

5 things i can't live without: Sleep. Coffee. Nicotine. Sarcasm. Your Mom.

vices: Self Destruction, Self Loathing.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Fucking shit up.

occupation: Cubicle Jockey.

stats: 112 hits, no runs.

body mods: Chicks dig scars.

gets me hot: Short girls with too much junk in the trunk.

favorite position: horizontal.

fantasy: To not have obligations.

i lost my virginity: To a girl with an aerosol can of AquaNet and 80's bangs.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Punk, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories