age: 34 (Apr 13, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2003
occupation: phone slave
makes me happy: eyes
crush: she's more than a crush
sign: the goat of war
makes me sad: eyes closed
fantasy: sex with your mom watching
i lost my virginity: to a one-armed, dwarf prostitute with four vaginas and an iron lung named frank
stats: level 37 grandmaster of the hlaalu
NOVEMBER 2011
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What can I say? I've missed it.