into: indie comics, books, art, theoretical quantum physics, theology, philosophy, girl scout cookies, midget tossing, wackyness
not into: conservative religion
makes me happy: cheesburgers
makes me sad: veggie burgers
hobbies: i think this is properly established in the other 5,000 categories
5 things i can't live without: music, literature, computer, horrible sense of humor, banana phone
vices: responsibility, maturity
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: conquering France
occupation: Liar
current crush: Orange. But sometimes Grape.
stats: I am a meat popsicle.
body mods: Nine Piercings, Ten Tattoos. All black jewerly. All black ink. It's a theme. Or something.
heroes: Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Lewis Black, Leonardo da Vinci, Terry Gilliam, Jim Henson, Dave McKean, Mark Ryden, Rand Miller, Richard Matheson, Warren Ellis, Philip K Dick
gets me hot: i am morality free-zone.
favorite position: Cleaveland Steamer
fantasy: there's many. and they're currently going unfulfulled.
sign: Probably the only Fire-Breathing Jew you'll ever meet.
most humbling moment: hasn't happened yet.
i lost my virginity: to a woman.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: cheater
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
