age: 30 (Nov 29, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2006

occupation: I deliver supplies to the forest moon

fantasy: To move to Yavin 4, ha two Star Wars jokes in the same day

crush: We all know who that is.

sign: sag

gets me hot: This dang aparment for sho!

makes me happy: People who are too sad

most humbling moment: Being beaten to death by school children and then finding St Peter was the douche bag quarterback at my old HS.

into: I really like Barbara Bush she had such an impact on me and my views,//Peanut Butter, eggs and dice sandwichs//

heroes: In terms of religious texts, Voltaire was largely of the opinion that the Bible was 1) an outdated legal and/or moral reference, 2) by and large a metaphor, but one that still taught some good lessons, and 3) a work of Man, not a divine gift.

makes me sad: People who are happy!

i lost my virginity: How did you know?