age: 26 (Dec 13, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2008

occupation: Freelance writer, armchair pundit

heroes: Chantal Hébert, Paul Wells, Rex Murphy

gets me hot: Tattoos with stories behind them, androgynous chicks, nerds, bright eyes

makes me sad: Asshole neighbours, warm weather, running out cigarettes when I'm broke

makes me happy: Rainy days, snow, the resident cat/furtard, election campaigns, pints of Guinness

body mods: One tattoo on my inner right forearm that says "Para Bellum" ("Prepare for war")

into: Shiny things, stand-up comedy, Canadian politics, drunken hockey appreciation, working behind the scenes, Risk marathons, cooking meals that use every pot in the house, stoner Mario Party

i lost my virginity: at 18 with a girl I met when I was home for the summer after first year. There really is nothing else to do in Mississauga other than make out behind the Rogers Video.

sign: Sagittarius