age: 29 (Jun 23, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Jack of all trades, master of none.

most humbling moment: I was too humbled to even say what it was.

stats: Big in all the right places. +3 to hotness rolls

i lost my virginity: To the hot ass exchange student who stayed with me in highschool.

sign: Keep away from open flame

body mods: Eyebrow ring, both ears, and one cartilage in my upper ear, tragus. Ink and more holes pending.

into: Music, movies, video games, wrestling, collecting expensive knives, vegetarian food, zombies, comics... most likely anything geeky.

fantasy: To be rich enough so I can sit home and watch cartoons all day and not starve, or else to speed along the inevitable zombie invasion!!

makes me sad: Working too much with no play. The overpopulation of stupid people who all seem to want to talk to me.

crush: Tastes like boca.

heroes: People you'd just think were quite ordinary.