
age: 32 (Apr 18, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: Theres a New York TEXAS?!?!??!?!
why i did sg: I applaud the targetting of a unexploited market.
i lost my virginity: to a man with magic beans
stats: Str 235 Dex 130 Agi 145 Wis 98 Int 159 Cha 178
sign: Aries
body mods: Various holes and various inkings
fantasy: world
into: ugh, Art(all potential modes of expression: Film, photogrpahy, Sculpture, etc), Philosophy, Flying, Lionel Ritchie, Comics(they transcend art) Video Games, Breathing
crush: Odds Tongs, Hammer and BRIMSTONE!
gets me hot: This is too confusing......what get's me mad?, or what get's my pants to shrink?
ELROND
The Ring can only be destroyed where
it was made. In Mordor.
AUDIENCE
Thats convenient.
ELROND
So, who wants to die?
FRODO
Ill go. Better than listening to
The Ring reciting that damn poem
over and over again.
GANDALF
Youll need an old guy.
LEGOLAS
And my ability to be delicious without
being fey.
GIMLI
AUCH! And my accent.
ARAGORN
I must go to assuage my self-doubt.
BOROMIR
Well, you need some conflict, so
Ill go too.
SAM
And if I lose sight of Frodo, Ill panic.
MERRY AND PIPPIN
Hey, youll need comic relief!
ELROND
At least well only lose one elf.
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=534018
The Ring can only be destroyed where
it was made. In Mordor.
AUDIENCE
Thats convenient.
ELROND
So, who wants to die?
FRODO
Ill go. Better than listening to
The Ring reciting that damn poem
over and over again.
GANDALF
Youll need an old guy.
LEGOLAS
And my ability to be delicious without
being fey.
GIMLI
AUCH! And my accent.
ARAGORN
I must go to assuage my self-doubt.
BOROMIR
Well, you need some conflict, so
Ill go too.
SAM
And if I lose sight of Frodo, Ill panic.
MERRY AND PIPPIN
Hey, youll need comic relief!
ELROND
At least well only lose one elf.
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=534018




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