into: Temptation, punctuation, baseball.
not into: Poverty, racism, inchworms.
makes me happy: Fresca, rain, cheese.
makes me sad: The clinking of a toy piano; that Eddie Izzard doesn't wear dresses much, anymore; "a ten-foot wall without a door"; roadkill.
5 things i can't live without: Passport, iPod, Kamels, toothbrush, cash.
vices: Loving Canadians unconditionally, smoking, lists, Stephin Merritt lyrics.
thoughts on sg: I love it
occupation: Semi-professional conscience.
stats: .335, 37, 122, 91, 11.
heroes: Karl Pilkington, Shaun Ryder, Mitch Hedberg.
gets me hot: Maxinquaye, Thai food.
most humbling moment: This one.
i lost my virginity: thank you very much...
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
