MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: Self-made Genius, Smartass, Artist, Record Producer--ok, since U asked--I recorded the Germs, DK's, Redd Kross, Black Flag and that hit song "Bitch" (sorry). My "dating" profile says how I REALLY feel about it all. SG doesn't have a front page to rant on

stats: 5' 9, perpetually horny, hairless uncut weenie

sign: Libra Dragon. Did someone say "high strung pleasure freak?"

body mods: They're all gone now. I have a badass scar on my thigh tho that looks kinda like a mushroom cloud.

crush: she knows who she is

into: conspiracy theories (they're not "theories" u know), starting social movements (oh, yes, I have, bigtime), ultra-wiggly girls, an occasional boy if therez a grrl or 2 in the mix.

most humbling moment: told my 5th grade teacher she was hot and everybody in the class laughed. i wanted to melt into the floor. but she WAS fine, dammit!

makes me happy: Finding a fascinating book, wowsome new scientific discovery, jacking off some new way, inventing or discovering shit, running around naked and/or with my dick out, being in nature, exploring industrial areas, goin 2 burning man, doing art or muzik

makes me sad: criminals in high places, our shallow bling-bling culture, watching a dying planet, the brainwashed public, sociopaths running all the infrastructure

fantasy: Starting a masturbation club. well, actually it happens from time to time but i wanna add sex magic and ESP into the mix and make it a real thing that changes the future.