age: 30 (Jun 15, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: support staff/six string defender of thrash

stats: most crucial slam tastic (420 as shit dude)

crush: ABBA,abba cover bands, unicorns,any female under 35 on antique roadshow

into: unicorns.rollerskates.enemas..well enemas are into me i guess... also, abba.

gets me hot: girls who breakdance. High top reeboks. 151 and old english enemas... abba

sign: wash hands after using the toilet.

fantasy: 5 girls dressed like the village people.... uh huh.. . antique roadshow style sex...

body mods: bitchin rat tail.. handlebar moustache combo... I wish.

i lost my virginity: but i think i can find it if we dredge the willamette.