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Good morning. I've been up since before 7 am.
I was drunk and asleep by midnight.
We started the South Park episode where they have to return the world's hottest porno to the video store (the Lord of the Rings parody) but I didn't make it to the end.

Apparently SG Bella's having a really hard time right now. Go tell her things will get better. And throw some money her way.

Friday night some people came over and we spent the evening drinking and watching various Wholphin dvds. The only one I don't have is the second one and I'm working on remedying that.

Wholphin is a quarterly dvd magazine that rules a lot.


Here's the description from the website
"Wholphin is a new quarterly DVD magazine lovingly encoded with unique and ponderable films designed to make you feel the way we felt when we learned that dolphins and whales sometimes, you know, do it."

Here's a clip from a documentary short called Heavy Metal Jr. about a metal band aging between 9 and 12 years old called HATRED that I believe everyone should see. They're scottish so listen closely. That one's in Wholphin #4.

Anyway, I recently received the first issue (my sub began with #2) and I hadn't cracked it till Friday night. The thing that moved me-- the thing that drove me fucking crazy-- was the Al Gore documentary that Spike Jonze made. Fuck. If more people had seen that, we'd have had another president.




I'll admit it, I voted for Nader. I don't regret it-- it felt good to vote for someone I like-- but if I had it to do over again, after seeing this 13 minute doc of Al Gore hanging out with his family, I'd have voted for him. Definitely. I think a lot of other people would have, too. A lot of this country seems to vote for the candidate they would love to have a beer with. Honestly, I'd have a beer with G.W. Bush before Nader or Gore (or Kerry), but that wasn't enough to get me to vote for the guy. He's also more than a little fucked up.
But yeah, Gore. Gore should run again, he should have this video played everywhere. Everyone would vote for him. People would want to have beer with him. And his family.

Although Tipper Gore is a big pro-censorship lobbyist. So she kind of sucks. She wouldn't be invited to my beer with her husband. He could tell her about it later.

Yesterday I stayed at home and watched movies. I watched Accepted, which was a tremendously boring piece of shit, and I watched Goodfellas, a movie I hated when I saw it 10 years ago for the first time.
Now, though, I love it.

Yesterday I got stopped by a cop who informed me that I've been driving with a suspended license for the last couple of weeks. He couldn't tell me why. I shouldn't leave the house today in my own car, but fuck it, I have to. Tomorrow's labor day so I can't get this shit squared away till Tuesday. and I want to work out. And do other stuff. So I'm going out today anyway, with my stupid ticket from yesterday in my pocket. Fuck them.

Birthday in six days