age: 31 (Oct 07, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2004
occupation: Donald Rumfeld's fluffer
body mods: Penis extension
sign: Allen......the cowboy
stats: a margin of error of 5%, 19 times out of 20
most humbling moment: The day my mom brought my booties to class right infront of everyone......I was 13 at the time.
i lost my virginity: while Chupacarbras by Chixdiggit played in the background.
makes me happy: Ninjas. Puppies. Making love. Puppies making love to Ninjas. Demolition derbys. Sleeping in. Endorphines. Threesomes. The possibilty of more threesomes.
makes me sad: Man's inhumanity to man. Those days you just don't feel, you know, fresh. Evil robots sent back in time to kill the leader of the humand resistance.
fantasy: To give Posh a bath.
gets me hot: Being slapped.
....I was Boba Fett for Halloween.





I might go back to Korea for a few months, if not a year.





























puellaris