Member: Gardimus

Gardimus gots hugs for you if you were born in the 80s

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Member: Gardimus
Member: GardimusMember: Gardimus

age: 31 (Oct 07, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Donald Rumfeld's fluffer

body mods: Penis extension

sign: Allen......the cowboy

stats: a margin of error of 5%, 19 times out of 20

most humbling moment: The day my mom brought my booties to class right infront of everyone......I was 13 at the time.

i lost my virginity: while Chupacarbras by Chixdiggit played in the background.

makes me happy: Ninjas. Puppies. Making love. Puppies making love to Ninjas. Demolition derbys. Sleeping in. Endorphines. Threesomes. The possibilty of more threesomes.

makes me sad: Man's inhumanity to man. Those days you just don't feel, you know, fresh. Evil robots sent back in time to kill the leader of the humand resistance.

fantasy: To give Posh a bath.

gets me hot: Being slapped.

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