into: Math, Music, Cooking, Porn

makes me happy: Cooking, Music, Math, Motorcycles, dumb-ass movies. Oh.. And ripping the tops off of skinny emo-boy's heads and using their skulls as cereal bowls.

makes me sad: Not much -- compared to the crap I went through as a kid, the adult stuff is a walk in the park.

5 things i can't live without: Burn it all. Give me a hot rock and a campfire and I'll find a way to cook.

vices: Math, Cooking, Motorcycles

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Software Junkie

stats: Cubicle ass.

body mods: Some road rash, scars from surgery, stuff like that.

gets me hot: I like my women tall dark and uh pretty. But my pretty is probably different than your pretty -- actually, around here, maybe not.

favorite position: Bound with electrical tape.

sign: Open

most humbling moment: Uh.. Now why would a tell you abou that.

i lost my virginity: A long time ago in a land far, far away. Seriously. It was in an f-in' cornfield.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship