age: 86 (Sep 13, 1925)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: writer & peddler of Lush cosmetics.

makes me sad: young girls who dress like imbecilic pop stars.

body mods: half-sleeve & some retired piercings.

stats: tiny but lively.

into: tea parties, widow's peaks, mental illness, narcissism, writing, garter belts & stripey stockings.

crush: dangerboy.

gets me hot: paint stains on my legs & wrists, & glue on my fingers. a long, luscious printed diatribe. striped stockings & garter-belts.

makes me happy: purple panties, stripes, ink, contortionists, optical illusions.