age: 28 (Aug 22, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2005

occupation: Fucking your girlfriend

makes me sad: the news, starving puppies, mean people

i lost my virginity: to a midget-her name was Bridget

crush: Messy Stench

sign: Lergo

most humbling moment: I didn't know what the fuck chicken of the sea was either

gets me hot: piercings, tattoos, pretty coloured hair, boobies, S & M, bondage, crazy fetishes, stuff that goes bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

makes me happy: wierd anything, orgasms, boobies, pretty colours, shiny things, skittles

body mods: Labret, septum, nostrils, eyebrows

into: Being a corporate slut, nekked freaky chicks, experimentation with everything

fantasy: currently... a sex slave for my hubby and I to do whatever we want with