age: 36 (Nov 12, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2008

heroes: Hunter S. Thompson, Monty Python, about two dozen guitar players

into: Intelligence, boobs and ass and vaginas, books, music, either making it or listening to it

makes me sad: Animal Cruelty, Spousal/child abuse, running out of cigarettes, Hunter S. Thompson being dead

gets me hot: Stockings and socks. Dark hair with pale skin and blue eyes. Short girls.

sign: Scorpio

makes me happy: COFFEE, Christmas lights, my lovely wife, my lovely wife bringing home another chick for us to share and play with

crush: zooey deschanel, Liz Vassey, Dr. Girlfriend