Member: FuriousTurtle

FuriousTurtle Johnny "Dayrigger" DeRigueur is allergic to homonyms...

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Member: FuriousTurtle

MEMBER SINCE: December 2011

occupation: Man of Adventure, part time miscreant and provocateur, photographer, musician and artist (who is NOT a member of this site's staff)

i lost my virginity: I don't kiss and tell, sweetheart... Just ask your mom.

fantasy: I'm living that mother fucker right now, baby. Jump on.

makes me happy: Curly Fries

gets me hot: It's possible to get to my dick without going through my brain, but it ain't half the ride.

sign: depends on yours

most humbling moment: God and the Devil both moved me down to number three on their friends list after the last girl I fucked.

into: Photography; Sapiosexuals Motorcycles; Writing and Performing Music; Cooking, Grilling, Juicing, Raw Foods; Tough Women who have a soft side; Soft Women who act tough; Fitness and MMA training; Taoism; Writing (fiction and non)

body mods: detachable titanium penis with extra blood tank, solid gold MK2 heart with infinity drive, bionic soul, rose-colored eyelids, various synaptic upgrades and one discount-store second-hand third-eye upgrade with surround sound

makes me sad: Puppy Stirfry with Kitten Sauce and Sea Turtle Pancakes... Also SG Hopefuls that give up because they can't find the right photographer.

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I just called to say I love you. I just called to say how much I care. I do. I just called to say I love you. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart. And I also need that 50 bucks you owe me.

-Stevie "Strong Arm" Wonder
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