"I am in love with this man. We're going to raise hamsters together."

"None of you know the Fu I know. He is more wonderful than you could even imagine. I love him like I love Starburst. And that sure is a lot."

""

"I love Fu."

"Fu puts a big goofy fucking grin on my face. I think I might want to have his babies, or something really similar... like rats or dogs."

"FU took over the role of keyboardist in Prince's Revolution. He had the right kind of poodle mullet at the time and a fine ass set of ER Scrubs. It was more of a Coup D'Etat than a "first Ultimate Warrior dies and then is replaced with a lookalike quickly" type deal. Prince caught on and banished FU to Los Angeles to fix Lorenzo Lamas' motorcycle collection. Everything came up roses after that. This man is a wild child runnin' free. Do not fuck around or you will be dealt with accordingly. Or so says the quilt hangin' above his latrine. Kudos, Fu."

"Oh my..."

"This guy loves to call people SLUTS and HOOKERS just as much as I do. Soon we will team up for massive mall destruction and tom-foolery, as well as delicious Orange Juliuses. Fu's cooler than you, and you are a HOOKER!"

"This man is a lot like Jameson.

He's there when you need him. He gives you a warm feeling in the belly. He makes you do stupid shit. All and all, a great fucking friend.

maybe I sound emo but I just really love Jameson, ok?"

"fuuuuuu!!!! one of my favourite people. i hardly ever get to hang out with him tho. it's sad. he lives down the street yet i only see him in la. miss ya, fu."

"Dearest Fu,
I can't explain how much i love you! Seriously every time i see you, it makes me smile! you are just sooo much fun to hang out with! You are one of the reasons i go to events because you make me smile you silly man you! plus it's fun to stare at teh itty bitty tattoos on your neck
"