into: Following Hobos to see where they go-go.
not into: Strummy Bullshit, Deification,
thoughts on sg: It's okay
occupation: Chronic Masturbator
current crush: i have a million.
stats: huge cock. that's what this question is getting at, right?
body mods: sometimes i let people draw on me with needles.
heroes: David Bowie and Hayden Panitierre.
gets me hot: Seventies porn. What can i say, I'm bored by the bald snatch look.
favorite position: Balls Deep Guns Blazin
fantasy: Giving Rashida Jones the Arizona Hot Pocket
sign: Fastball, inside corner.
most humbling moment: When my parents went to Paris one Christmas and left me Home A....wait that wasn't me.
i lost my virginity: to a really lucky nun.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
