There's a fat country singer named Toby Keith. And frankly that's good, I think the best country singers are fat dudes and skinny chicks with huge tits, but I'm going sideways here, so let's get back to the point.

Toby Keith has a song...well it's more like a mumble, but it's intended to be a song called Red Solo Cup.

If you haven't heard it, it's basically an ode to the Old Standby of Keggers across the land, the Red Solo Cup, as told from the perspective of an overgrown frat boy/hilbilly/party animal.

It is, in short, the greatest thing ever.

If you haven't heard it. Get your ass to YouTube.