age: 47 (Apr 09, 1964)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Fly in the cerebral ointment

into: Massive confusion

i lost my virginity: Somewhere in my sock drawer, I think...

body mods: None.. this bod's beyond all help...

why i did sg: Brains & beauty combined... what's not to love?

sign: No Turns

crush: My skull... oh, the OTHER kind of crush...

fantasy: Ummm.. I think I used to have one... probably in the sock drawer too, doing horrible things to my virginity....

stats: Hair's cut short again.... brain is still damaged.

gets me hot: My sex drive dropped its transmission.