age: 40 (Jan 30, 1972)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2004
occupation: Sith Lord
most humbling moment: realising that the more you know the more you realize how little you know
stats: I don't believe in numbers. Okay, 8 inches.
makes me happy: Ralph Nader, Old ladies, beauty, the wind, language, sex, girls, skin, tongues, toes, poetry
i lost my virginity: with a round of applause and a choir of angels
fantasy: that I wake up as a tatooed, twenty something Japanese girl in bed with a matador
body mods: shaving cuts, stretch marks, vitiligo (ask if you don't know), a few scars from doing dumb stuff, character lines
into: improvisational heckling of friends, cold weather, absurdity
gets me hot: deep, hard, wet tongue
crush: Nora Jones, Muhammad Ali, Freddie Mercury, Outkast, Bill Clinton, Michael Stipe, Daisy Donovan, Katherine Hepburn, Jennifer Connolly
sign: Aquarius
This may sound odd coming from me, especially for those of you to whom I have sent explicit descriptions of sexual acts that I would like to perform upon you. I'm not sure that I see a contradiction. I have dedicated my life to public service, I enjoy shameless sex.
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BlackRiver