age: 34 (Mar 25, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Reverend, Verizon employee, amateur ghost hunter, and teacher

body mods: Soon to Come, and Impossible to Describe.

i lost my virginity: And a reward is still being offered for any information as to its whereabouts.

sign: Aries, Pisces moon, Aquarius rising, year of the Goat

fantasy: A girl who quotes Whitman and Shakespeare in Latin while riding me hard enough to break the bed.

stats: Silent Bob's body, Jay's mouth

makes me sad: Conformists. Self-righteous trash like Dubya. False people. Intolerance. Ignorance. Racism. Sexism. Being far from those you want to be with. Wrongful death.

makes me happy: Feeling appreciated, true friends, caresses and touching, having my hair played with, and the proper use of fingernails.

gets me hot: Intelligence. Originality. Sensuality over sexuality. Adoration. Curves. Glasses. Thunderstorms. Candles. Wallflower charm.

into: Nights out, the fetish bar, live music, poetry, art, group video games, bowling, mini-golf, theater, musicals.

most humbling moment: At 21, when I ceased being the center of my universe. Also the best moment of my life.