Member: Forkandles

Forkandles KEEP THE NOISE DOWN, DAMMIT!!!

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Member: Forkandles
Member: Forkandles
Member: Forkandles
 

Top ten

Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. The Beatles
  2. AC/DC
  3. Motorhead
  4. The Shadows
  5. Judas Priest

films:

  1. Field of dreams
  2. Beetlejuice
  3. Contact
  4. Stand By Me
  5. Blue Velvet
  6. The Money Pit
  7. Pan's labyrinth
  8. Truly Madly Deeply
  9. Withnail and I
  10. Four Weddings and a Funeral

books:

  1. Any by Terry Pratchett
  2. Domain - James Herbert
  3. Any by Arthur C. Clarke

tv shows:

  1. One foot in the grave
  2. Only fools and horses
  3. Goodnight sweetheart
  4. Frasier
  5. Time Tieam
  6. Saturday Kitchen
  7. National Geographic channel
  8. History channel

Artists:

  1. Cartier-Bresson
  2. Shinzo Maeda
  3. Alfred Stieglitz
  4. Heather Angel
  5. any of the impressionists
  6. Jacques-Henri Lartigue
  7. Frank Meadow-Sutcliffe
  8. John Constable
  9. Andre Kertesz
  10. loads of others
 

into: bog snorkelling, cowpat flinging, cross-country swimming.

not into: People who are ready to abuse others for trivial reasons/ who think that being argumentative is a virtue. Narrow minds. Arrogance.

makes me happy: Laughter, making others happy; travelling, summer evenings, smart animals, old buildings, chocolate, the sound & smell of running water

hobbies: Gardening, photography, tennis, walking

vices: procrastination; eating too much confectionery

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: projectile vomiting

 

occupation: Nomad

current crush: My wife.

stats: anal about spellig words corrrectly

body mods: My left leg is a cartoon

heroes: Lemmy, Hank Marvin

gets me hot: Buncefield

favorite position: Standing up in a hammock

fantasy: Terry Pratchett does good ones

sign: Caution. Heavy plant crossing

i lost my virginity: She was as inept as I was and it was disappointing. And it was a long time ago.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories