About Me
I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
age: 28 (May 24, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2006
occupation: Games journalist/unemployed graduate/fuckin' SPONGE
sign: Fuckin' Gemini
heroes: Judas Iscariot, Charlie Brooker, Rolf fuckin' Harris
makes me happy: Boobs
stats: As big as your fuckin' arm
gets me hot: Fuckin' FIRE
When i'm tired, the only song I want to listen to is Milk Lizard by the DEP. I don't just want to listen to it, it's like my body craves it. Gil Sharone could drum my face with hammers playing it and i'd just keep listening through the squelching and cracking of my face.



















