age: 34 (Aug 13, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: Loser

makes me sad: No girls

crush: Pretty much all the SGs

into: Girls, being myself, D&D, cartoons, computers, music, sci-fi movies, cunnilingus

stats: Single

gets me hot: Lately it's tattooed/pierced girls, but it's always a girl with small boobs and/or Asian

body mods: Tattoo in my left bicept. I want to get 2 arm band ones, 1 on each arm...original (so I think) so I can't tell you what they are until I get them and post a pic.

makes me happy: Girls, getting paid, cartoons, cunnilingus, fellatio, Molly Rome, Kaylynn, Little Cinderella, Jenna Haze, Luna Lane, Kitty Marie, Jenna Jameson, Patricia Kennedy, Elara, Edea.

fantasy: Usual 2 girls at once, but I used to be a paperboy and I'd love to make out with a customer...sort of a role-play thing :)

i lost my virginity: When I was 18 on New Years Eve/Day midnight in the parking lot of a church in a van.