age: 37 (Dec 19, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: I pick up trash off the side of the road

body mods: Back piece, several other large custom pieces, prince albert.

gets me hot: rockabilly and geek chic girls; especially if they have an interesting nose

crush: Polly Purebred

i lost my virginity: outdoors to a married woman

sign: here, press hard-three copies

fantasy: To have a 6 inch fairy girlfriend who secretly rides around in my shirt pocket naked. She gives great hand jobs by wrapping her arms and legs around me and flapping her wings to go up and down.

into: Psychobilly, Hot Rods, Old school choppers beer the color and consistency of used motor oil, and being outside.

makes me happy: kicking hippies in the head

makes me sad: W