age: 41 (Dec 19, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: I pick up trash off the side of the road

makes me sad: W

sign: here, press hard-three copies

makes me happy: kicking hippies in the head

i lost my virginity: outdoors to a married woman

crush: Polly Purebred

into: Psychobilly, Hot Rods, Old school choppers beer the color and consistency of used motor oil, and being outside.

fantasy: To have a 6 inch fairy girlfriend who secretly rides around in my shirt pocket naked. She gives great hand jobs by wrapping her arms and legs around me and flapping her wings to go up and down.

body mods: Back piece, several other large custom pieces, prince albert.

gets me hot: rockabilly and geek chic girls; especially if they have an interesting nose